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Perpetually hating most things.

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

yupitsrex:

tylerchokely:

dont push bitch

can we just acknowledge how smooth that trip was like he must be a professional tripper or something

the-queer-is-here:

If milkshakes bring boys to the yard, what brings girls? Smoothies? What brings non-binary cuties? Frappucinos? I need to know.

validx2:

When you ask your mom a simple question & she yells her response.

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defensivewounds:

kinkstertime:

panic-at-the-dildos:

we Americans act really cocky and assholey about freedom to hide the fact that our government is crumbling and nobody is actually free so please give us this one day to be annoying about it

Kinda feel bad for poor Americans now. A bit like the asshole kid who you realise is only acting like that cuz their parents are cruel and neglectful.

That’s painfully accurate.

ravenclawesomever:

Raise your goblets and send out sparks from your wands in celebration of birthdays of our beloved Queen and her wizard boy!

Wishing the happiest of birthdays to the greatest wizard and the greatest word-magician! And thank you for my childhood LIFE   

lztybrn:

remember way back in 2006 when the wii first came out and then the entirety of the world forgot how to hold onto something with a firm grasp so much that nintendo had to make a shock absorbing condom just so that tvs wouldnt get destroyed when people would end up sending this thing flying at their tvs at 900 miles per hour

notwolverine:

1x12 | 'Afterbirth'

elphabaforpresidentofgallifrey:

when your mom visits you at college

wolftwine:

Scale: 

fuck no | no thanks | eeeh | not sure | I’d give it a shot | sure why not | omfg yes | there go my pants | holy fuck take me now

202-555-9355:

longhairbear:

Crystallized coyote skull… death succumbing to beauty and renewal.

From the series Crystal Skulls, Skin, and Bones

http://www.longhairbearhandmade.com/

bepeu:

i hope everybody is staying cute and hydrated